The define:Toys Mission {this is seriously not serious... mostly}

O.k. its a little serious but only to demonstrate how NOT serious we are. Except for the serious parts. Those are serious. But let me reiterate they are serious to enforce just how not serious everything else is... cuz its all about fun. Seriously. Go have some fun.

We are just here to help you enjoy life a little more. We do it cuz its fun for us. And you.